Working from home is great until you realize your biggest distraction is… also you.
“Can you hear me?”
The official national anthem of remote work.
My Wi-Fi is so bad that even my excuses are buffering.
I told my boss I’m “in a meeting.”
I was actually negotiating with the fridge.
Remote work tip: If you look busy enough on Slack, no one will notice you haven’t done anything since Tuesday.
The mute button has saved more marriages, friendships, and jobs than therapy.
My cat has higher meeting attendance than half the team.
And better contributions.
“I’ll just quickly check one thing.”
Opens laptop.
Looks up.
It’s dark outside.
The best part of working from home is that no one can see you panic.
The worst part is that you still have to.
