✍️ Ek Desi Haryanvi Comedy Kahani
Bholu ek dum asli jat tha – doodh-ghiyo se pala, subah lassi, shaam ne hookah. Par ek din usne thaan liya:
“Bas ab English bolni sikhni hai, ab toh main bhi angrez banunga!”
📚 Class ka Pehla Din
Gya ek naye centre mein – Modern English Tuition Centre.
Teacher thi – Miss Chameli. Chashme wali, tight kurti mein full modern.
Chameli boli – “Introduce yourself.”
Bholu full confidence mein bola:
“Myself Bholu. I from Haryana village. I am born and buffalo raised!”
Class mein ek dum sannata.
Ek chhora hasi rok na paaya, bench tod diya 🤣
☎️ Phone Conversation Practice
Doosre din Chameli boli – “Bholu, phone call ka conversation batao.”
Bholu –
“Hello, kon bole?”
“Main talking.”
“Achha ji, Talking ji Ram Ram. Bholu bol rya hoon. I want to meet you and eat aloo paratha with green chutney.”
🇺🇸 Fir Aaya Ek NRI
Ek din gaon mein ek gora sa NRI aaya – US waala. Saare gaon wale ghoor ghoor ke dekh rahe the. Par baat karne ki himmat kisi mein nahi.
Bholu aage aaya, bola:
“Hello brother! Welcome to my kheth. We have aloo, ganne ka juice aur bullet bike. Don’t worry, eat full and sleep on charpai.”
NRI hansa – “Dude, you’re a vibe!”
Bholu bola – “Jai Babbar Sher! Bhai ban gya international!”
😆 Moral of the Story?
Gaon ke chhore chaa jaate hain… chahe English ho ya buffalo! 💪🐃
