These TV remote jokes begin with a simple plan: sit down, relax and watch something. Unfortunately, the tiny device that controls the evening has already left the scene. Nobody has seen it. Everybody has a theory. The sofa has requested a lawyer.
10 TV remote jokes for the living room
1. A thorough search
I searched the entire house for the remote. It was beside me. Apparently, I had been looking for a more ambitious problem.
2. Family fitness
We cancelled our exercise subscription. Finding the remote already involves squats, stretches and moving furniture.
3. Battery negotiations
The remote stopped working, so I pressed harder. Naturally, the batteries were waiting for a stronger argument.
4. Power struggle
Our family believes in democracy. Everyone gets a vote, and whoever holds the remote counts them.
5. The witness
I asked the sofa where the remote was. It gave me two coins, a biscuit and no useful information.
6. Long-distance relationship
The remote works only when I point it at exactly the right angle. Even my television wants me to make an effort.
7. A brief disappearance
“It was here a second ago” is the opening line of every great living-room detective story.
8. The replacement
I downloaded a remote app to simplify life. Now I cannot find my phone.
9. Strict priorities
The remote has forty buttons. I use three and accidentally discover the other thirty-seven during important scenes.
10. Case closed
I finally found the remote in the kitchen. Apparently, it also wondered what we were having for dinner.
One last laugh
If you know the person who always blames the sofa, share these jokes with them. Then check under your own elbow before announcing another household emergency.
