If you’ve ever procrastinated, you understand one man deeply:
.
For 50 years he warned everyone:
“Winter is coming.”
And for 50 years, winter was like that friend who says “I’m on the way” but hasn’t left the house.
Year 1–10: The Warning Phase
Jon: “Winter is coming.”
Everyone: “Okay bro.”
He stood dramatically on walls.
Wind blowing.
Cape moving.
Zero winter.
At this point, even the crows were like,
“Brother… are you sure?”
Year 20–30: The Branding Phase
Winter wasn’t just coming anymore.
It became a lifestyle.
Merch launched:
- “Winter Is Coming” hoodies
- “Still Coming” mugs
- “Trust the Process” cloaks
The Night’s Watch started a podcast.
Year 40: The Doubt Era
People began questioning everything.
Was winter real?
Was it a mindset?
Was it symbolic?
Even fans started asking, “Is winter in the room with us right now?”
Jon stared into the distance and said, “I don’t know.”
Which, to be fair, is his most consistent character trait.
Year 50: Winter Finally Arrives
Snow falls.
Ice spreads.
The White Walkers show up like, “Sorry we’re late, traffic beyond the Wall.”
And Jon just sighs:
“See? I told you.”
At this point, winter didn’t conquer the realm.
It retired there.
Bought property.
Opened a small ice café.
Applied for permanent residency.
The Real Lesson?
Sometimes winter takes 50 years.
Sometimes you repeat the same warning your whole life.
And sometimes…
you still know nothing.
But if there’s one thing we learned from Jon Snow, it’s this:
Consistency beats accuracy.
Because even if you’re wrong for five decades —
one day, statistically, you might be right. ❄️
