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The Day My Cat Became an Influencer

By Anonymous

One morning, I woke up to find my phone blowing up — hundreds of notifications.
Confused, I opened Instagram… only to see my cat, Sir Whiskerton, had somehow posted a selfie.

Not just any selfie — it was perfect.
Golden morning light. Tilted head. A mysterious smirk.
Hashtags? All the right ones. #love #instagood #model #nature #trending

Within hours, he had more likes than my last 50 posts combined.
Brands were DMing him for collabs.
A pet food company offered him a modeling contract.

Now he’s got his own personal assistant (me), a blue check, and 1.2 million followers.
And me? I’m still trying to figure out why my cat gets free luxury beds while I sleep on an IKEA futon.

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