Ever wondered what would happen if the Devil swapped his pitchfork for a processor? If Lucifer took a crash course in machine learning and decided to automate damnation? Well, welcome to the age of AI — Artificial Inferno-lligence.
Step 1: Goodbye Fire, Hello Fiber Optics
The Devil’s first move?
He shut down the classic hellfire system. “Too much carbon emission,” he said. Now it’s all climate-controlled torment via virtual reality goggles — and yes, lag is part of the torture. 
“You’ll now suffer in 8K resolution, with ads you can’t skip.” – DevilGPT
Step 2: Soul Scanning with AI
Gone are the days of waiting in line for judgment.
Now you upload your karma into a cloud — but beware, it’s the “Cloud of Eternal Regret™.”
His AI scans your browser history, your Instagram comments, even your group chat memes.
If you ever typed “Just one more episode” at 3 AM? Straight to Laggy WiFi Purgatory. 
Step 3: Personalised Punishments
Lucifer 2.0 doesn’t do generic suffering. Nah.
He uses AI to tailor your punishment based on your worst fear and most-used emojis. 
- Laughed at dark jokes? You get stuck with a TikTok loop of fake gurus.
- Ignored all software updates? Enjoy an eternal system crash, buddy.
- Cheated on a test in 8th grade? You must now endlessly solve CAPTCHAs: “Click all the motorcycles.”
“This is not hell. This is hyper-personalised user experience.” – DevilBot
Step 4: The AI Minions
Forget old-school demons — the new devils are chatbots with mood swings. 
They ask you riddles like:
“If free will is real, why did you still click ‘Accept Cookies’ on every website?”
And just when you think you answered right, they say:
“Wrong. Your soul is now a limited-time NFT.”
Step 5: Even Heaven Got Hacked
Devil-AI didn’t stop at Hell. He launched a phishing attack on Heaven’s firewall.
Gabriel’s harp got auto-tuned.
Saint Peter now requires a two-factor authentication code.
And angels? They got replaced by digital influencers with wings.
The Bright Side? There’s a Bug in the System
Since it’s AI, sometimes there’s a glitch:
- You may be temporarily sent to a Zoom meeting from 2020 that never ends.
- Or stuck in a loop where Clippy the paperclip keeps asking, “Do you need help writing your will?”
One lucky soul even escaped hell after typing:
“Hey ChatDevil, write me a script to jailbreak this eternity.”
It worked. For 3 seconds. Then he got sent to the Terms and Conditions Realm.
Final Thoughts
If the Devil ever became AI, we wouldn’t burn — we’d buffer. Forever. 
So before the Devil downloads your soul, maybe double-check your search history, clean up your inbox, and for heaven’s sake… don’t ask AI to write your love letter. 
Because who knows? One day, it might reply:
“Your heartbreak has been analysed and optimised. Please suffer efficiently.”
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