Two fighter jets were cruising at 30,000 feet when the newer one said:
“Bro, are we even relevant anymore?”
The older jet adjusted its wings.
“I was relevant before Wi-Fi.”
The younger jet sighed.
“I feel like we need a rebrand. Maybe softer angles. More aesthetic.”
“Aesthetic?” the older jet replied. “I have missile scars.”
The younger one turned on neon cockpit lights.
“I’m not a fighter jet. I’m an air experience.”
The older jet paused.
“What does that even mean?”
“It means I don’t chase targets. I chase vibes.”
Right on cue, a tiny drone floated past them livestreaming.
“Hey guys,” said the drone, “Don’t mind me. Just going viral.”
The younger jet gasped.
“How many followers?”
“Three million.”
The older jet whispered,
“We trained for years…”
The drone shrugged.
“I just hover and post.”
And that’s the day two supersonic legends realized…
In Gen Z airspace, it’s not about speed.
It’s about engagement.
