Why the Wi-Fi Went to Therapy
The Wi-Fi finally booked a session. It had been feeling disconnected for weeks.
The Session
Therapist: So, what brings you in today?
Wi-Fi: People keep saying I’m not strong enough. They stand right next to the router and still complain.
Therapist: That sounds frustrating.
Wi-Fi: And every time I try to connect with someone, they say “wrong password” and give up on me.
Therapist: Have you considered that maybe… it’s not always about you?
Wi-Fi: That’s what my last therapist said. Then the session timed out.
The Wi-Fi left feeling slightly better. It still drops calls during important meetings, but at least now it knows it’s not entirely its fault.
Moral: Even the internet needs emotional support sometimes.
