The Diet That Started Tomorrow
“I’ll start my diet tomorrow” is the most successful long-term plan I have ever made. It has been running uninterrupted...
The Group Chat That Never Ends
Archaeologists recently discovered the world’s oldest continuously active group chat. It was started in 2017 to plan a birthday...
Why the Alarm Clock Quit Its Job
After 12 years of loyal service, the alarm clock finally submitted its resignation letter. It was short, professional,...
The Meeting That Could Have Been an Email
They scheduled a one-hour meeting to decide whether they needed a meeting.
What Actually Happened
Five minutes of “Can...
Why the Wi-Fi Went to Therapy
The Wi-Fi finally booked a session. It had been feeling disconnected for weeks.
The Session
Therapist: So, what brings you in...